bald dad in the future

i think being a bald dad in the future is going to be really hard
i can see myself getting on my sons hover board and then falling and breaking my back
i think i will be able to break my back 4 times until my surgically implanted mini robot doctor in my body wont be able to fix it again
my grandpa collected baseball cards, i collected pokeĢmon cards
look how nice my garden full of space jam vhs's is growing space jam vhs tapes in your garden is very dangerous
i heard one time a guy had his house crushed by 23,000 basketballs signed by michael jordan
i cant believe i used to eat food in 240p


slime dog you are my friend

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